| # | Track | Artist | Key | Camelot | BPM | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Back, Crack and Spack | Colpocleisis | B♭ Minor | 3A | 83 | |
| 2 | Spasticated Facial Chiropody Encounterment | Colpocleisis | C Major | 8B | 128 | |
| 3 | Fallopian Fallout | Colpocleisis | C Major | 8B | 125 | |
| 4 | Murderous Aspirations of Throne Transcendence | Colpocleisis, Geoff Bradley | F♯ Major | 2B | 118 | |
| 5 | Brokecrack Pounding | Colpocleisis | B♭ Minor | 3A | 118 | |
| 6 | Slamhouse of Horror | Colpocleisis, Rene Barthoulot | D Major | 10B | 114 | |
| 7 | Dead Prostitute in the Entry | Colpocleisis | G Major | 9B | 121 | |
| 8 | Singed Foetal Innards | Colpocleisis | F Major | 7B | 113 | |
| 9 | Slam Fuelled Leviathan | Colpocleisis | D♭ Major | 3B | 121 |