| 1 | ![Arse Like An Anaconda Swallowing A Piglet by Rodney Rude]() | Arse Like An Anaconda Swallowing A Piglet | Rodney Rude | F♯ Minor | 11A | 87 |
| 2 | ![Heckler Gets Tattoo Of A Target Round His Arsehole by Rodney Rude]() | Heckler Gets Tattoo Of A Target Round His Arsehole | Rodney Rude | F Minor | 4A | 108 |
| 3 | ![Rude Gets Raped By Lesbians With A Hunk Of Bong Hose by Rodney Rude]() | Rude Gets Raped By Lesbians With A Hunk Of Bong Hose | Rodney Rude | E Major | 12B | 130 |
| 4 | ![Nimbin - Can't Tell Men From Women, May As Well Root Everyone In The Arse by Rodney Rude]() | Nimbin - Can't Tell Men From Women, May As Well Root Everyone In The Arse | Rodney Rude | E♭ Major | 5B | 62 |
| 5 | ![Don't You Hate Wearing A G-String Cause Half A Turd Goes On Floor And Half In Your Sock by Rodney Rude]() | Don't You Hate Wearing A G-String Cause Half A Turd Goes On Floor And Half In Your Sock | Rodney Rude | D Major | 10B | 111 |
| 6 | ![Molly Has Stroke Now Can Only Suck Out Of One Side Of His Mouth OR Belmont High School by Rodney Rude]() | Molly Has Stroke Now Can Only Suck Out Of One Side Of His Mouth OR Belmont High School | Rodney Rude | D♭ Minor | 12A | 101 |
| 7 | ![I'm The Bloke Who Gets All The Roots Around Hexham by Rodney Rude]() | I'm The Bloke Who Gets All The Roots Around Hexham | Rodney Rude | C Major | 8B | 116 |
| 8 | ![Homeless Blokes Revisited. Homeless Bloke Takes Out Insurance On Plastic Bag Full Of Shit OR Homeless Bloke Uses Babies Sock For A Condom by Rodney Rude]() | Homeless Blokes Revisited. Homeless Bloke Takes Out Insurance On Plastic Bag Full Of Shit OR Homeless Bloke Uses Babies Sock For A Condom | Rodney Rude | D Major | 10B | 123 |
| 9 | ![KFC Killed My Uncle by Rodney Rude]() | KFC Killed My Uncle | Rodney Rude | F♯ Minor | 11A | 104 |
| 10 | ![Ronald McDonald Doesn't Even Eat His Own Hamburgers by Rodney Rude]() | Ronald McDonald Doesn't Even Eat His Own Hamburgers | Rodney Rude | C Major | 8B | 80 |
| 11 | ![McDonald's Revisited. Are You The McManager? by Rodney Rude]() | McDonald's Revisited. Are You The McManager? | Rodney Rude | E Major | 12B | 86 |
| 12 | ![Rude Tries To Act Young And Cool By Wearing Clothes Back To Front And Sings Limericks Disguised As Rap Songs by Rodney Rude]() | Rude Tries To Act Young And Cool By Wearing Clothes Back To Front And Sings Limericks Disguised As Rap Songs | Rodney Rude | C Major | 8B | 74 |
| 13 | ![Don't You Hate It When Your Dick Wakes Up Earlier Than You Do by Rodney Rude]() | Don't You Hate It When Your Dick Wakes Up Earlier Than You Do | Rodney Rude | B Minor | 10A | 140 |
| 14 | ![Michael Jackson Dances Like A Duck On A Hotplate by Rodney Rude]() | Michael Jackson Dances Like A Duck On A Hotplate | Rodney Rude | D Major | 10B | 86 |
| 15 | ![The Tom Price Miner by Rodney Rude]() | The Tom Price Miner | Rodney Rude | G Major | 9B | 90 |
| 16 | ![Libra Pads With Wings Also Have A Beak And Tail Feathers by Rodney Rude]() | Libra Pads With Wings Also Have A Beak And Tail Feathers | Rodney Rude | A Minor | 8A | 88 |
| 17 | ![Ya Hairy Hole by Rodney Rude]() | Ya Hairy Hole | Rodney Rude | C Major | 8B | 131 |
| 18 | ![Rude Serious Rave About Limericks. (Not Standup Comedy) by Rodney Rude]() | Rude Serious Rave About Limericks. (Not Standup Comedy) | Rodney Rude | E Minor | 9A | 112 |
| 19 | ![Punters Sing Limericks With Rude Not Stand Up Comedy by Rodney Rude]() | Punters Sing Limericks With Rude Not Stand Up Comedy | Rodney Rude | G Major | 9B | 186 |