| 1 | ![Certain Leaders In Government Look Or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References! by David Cross]() | Certain Leaders In Government Look Or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References! | David Cross | B Minor | 10A | 86 |
| 2 | ![Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina And Anus! by David Cross]() | Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina And Anus! | David Cross | E♭ Minor | 2A | 79 |
| 3 | ![I've Taken A Popular Contemporary Song And Chaged The Lyrics To Comment On The Proliferation Of Starbucks In My Neighborhood! by David Cross]() | I've Taken A Popular Contemporary Song And Chaged The Lyrics To Comment On The Proliferation Of Starbucks In My Neighborhood! | David Cross | B♭ Minor | 3A | 85 |
| 4 | ![A Rapid Series Of Comical Noises! by David Cross]() | A Rapid Series Of Comical Noises! | David Cross | D Major | 10B | 91 |
| 5 | ![Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little To Say In The Matter, Their Meager, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant And Thus, Great Sources Of Ridicule! by David Cross]() | Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little To Say In The Matter, Their Meager, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant And Thus, Great Sources Of Ridicule! | David Cross | B Major | 1B | 115 |
| 6 | ![My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said! by David Cross]() | My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said! | David Cross | B Major | 1B | 85 |
| 7 | ![My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny! by David Cross]() | My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny! | David Cross | E♭ Minor | 2A | 85 |
| 8 | ![When It Comes To Jews, Behaviour One Might Perceive As Obnoxious And Annoying I Present As Quirky But It's Okay To Joke About It Because, I, Myself, Am Jewish! by David Cross]() | When It Comes To Jews, Behaviour One Might Perceive As Obnoxious And Annoying I Present As Quirky But It's Okay To Joke About It Because, I, Myself, Am Jewish! | David Cross | F♯ Major | 2B | 138 |
| 9 | ![Pandering To The Locals! by David Cross]() | Pandering To The Locals! | David Cross | D Major | 10B | 120 |
| 10 | ![Even Though I Am In The Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs At The Expense Of Homosexuals! by David Cross]() | Even Though I Am In The Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs At The Expense Of Homosexuals! | David Cross | E♭ Minor | 2A | 138 |
| 11 | ![Weathermen Have Become, For The Most Part, Obsolete! by David Cross]() | Weathermen Have Become, For The Most Part, Obsolete! | David Cross | E♭ Minor | 2A | 123 |
| 12 | ![When All Is Said And Done, I Am Lonely And Miserable And Barely Able To Mask My Contempt For The Audience As I Trot Out The Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since The Mid-eighties! by David Cross]() | When All Is Said And Done, I Am Lonely And Miserable And Barely Able To Mask My Contempt For The Audience As I Trot Out The Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since The Mid-eighties! | David Cross | A Major | 11B | 112 |