| 1 | ![Heckler Strangles Mates Knob In An Anal Noose by Rodney Rude]() | Heckler Strangles Mates Knob In An Anal Noose | Rodney Rude | F♯ Major | 2B | 109 |
| 2 | ![Rude Compares His Willy To Windsock At Airport Hanging Limply In Breeze by Rodney Rude]() | Rude Compares His Willy To Windsock At Airport Hanging Limply In Breeze | Rodney Rude | E♭ Minor | 2A | 88 |
| 3 | ![Doctor Gaffas A Tiny Camera To His Own Appendage For Patients Rectal Examination by Rodney Rude]() | Doctor Gaffas A Tiny Camera To His Own Appendage For Patients Rectal Examination | Rodney Rude | F Major | 7B | 88 |
| 4 | ![Heckler Has A Tattoo Of An Anus On His Fist by Rodney Rude]() | Heckler Has A Tattoo Of An Anus On His Fist | Rodney Rude | D♭ Major | 3B | 113 |
| 5 | ![Incompetence During Anal Procedure Causes Relocation Of Genitals by Rodney Rude]() | Incompetence During Anal Procedure Causes Relocation Of Genitals | Rodney Rude | D Minor | 7A | 94 |
| 6 | ![The Reason Servos Keep Toilets Locked, Is So Cleaners Can't Get In by Rodney Rude]() | The Reason Servos Keep Toilets Locked, Is So Cleaners Can't Get In | Rodney Rude | D♭ Major | 3B | 175 |
| 7 | ![Heckler Gets Outsmarted By His Own Girlfriend by Rodney Rude]() | Heckler Gets Outsmarted By His Own Girlfriend | Rodney Rude | E♭ Major | 5B | 76 |
| 8 | ![Ex-Wife Tries To Push Rude Off Echo Point And Stab Him With A Star Peg by Rodney Rude]() | Ex-Wife Tries To Push Rude Off Echo Point And Stab Him With A Star Peg | Rodney Rude | B♭ Major | 6B | 123 |
| 9 | ![Rude's Grandfather Meets Vietnamese Girl Named Mifuk. by Rodney Rude]() | Rude's Grandfather Meets Vietnamese Girl Named Mifuk. | Rodney Rude | F Major | 7B | 85 |
| 10 | ![Rude Is Nicknamed Tiger Woods 'Cause He Goes The Growl On A Hecklers Mum by Rodney Rude]() | Rude Is Nicknamed Tiger Woods 'Cause He Goes The Growl On A Hecklers Mum | Rodney Rude | D♭ Major | 3B | 81 |
| 11 | ![Dog Rejects Heckler At Bucks Night by Rodney Rude]() | Dog Rejects Heckler At Bucks Night | Rodney Rude | D Major | 10B | 121 |
| 12 | ![Rude Claims That Woman Makes Him Feel Like A Furry Little Fruit Bat. by Rodney Rude]() | Rude Claims That Woman Makes Him Feel Like A Furry Little Fruit Bat. | Rodney Rude | F♯ Major | 2B | 93 |
| 13 | ![Rude Claims That All Hecklers Shave Each Others Balls by Rodney Rude]() | Rude Claims That All Hecklers Shave Each Others Balls | Rodney Rude | D Major | 10B | 127 |
| 14 | ![Charles Merton-Lickett, Stuart Diver And Harry Muff Create Law Firm Called]() | Charles Merton-Lickett, Stuart Diver And Harry Muff Create Law Firm Called "Muff, Diver And Lickett" | Rodney Rude | F Major | 7B | 92 |
| 15 | ![Rude's New Son Darren Runs Eagle Boys Pizza Shop In Kurri Kurri by Rodney Rude]() | Rude's New Son Darren Runs Eagle Boys Pizza Shop In Kurri Kurri | Rodney Rude | F Major | 7B | 100 |
| 16 | ![Homeless Bloke Takes A Dump In Open Police Cruiser Window by Rodney Rude]() | Homeless Bloke Takes A Dump In Open Police Cruiser Window | Rodney Rude | E Major | 12B | 136 |
| 17 | ![Peter Allen's Taxidermist Inserts Antique Slide Whistle In Peter Allen's Cat by Rodney Rude]() | Peter Allen's Taxidermist Inserts Antique Slide Whistle In Peter Allen's Cat | Rodney Rude | F Minor | 4A | 63 |
| 18 | ![Rude's Uncle Ishmael Polishes Toe Of Cowboy Boot On The Ring Area Of Foreign Businessman's Suit Pants by Rodney Rude]() | Rude's Uncle Ishmael Polishes Toe Of Cowboy Boot On The Ring Area Of Foreign Businessman's Suit Pants | Rodney Rude | A♭ Major | 4B | 99 |
| 19 | ![Rude's Uncle Ishmael Damages Knob In Shaving Accident by Rodney Rude]() | Rude's Uncle Ishmael Damages Knob In Shaving Accident | Rodney Rude | F Major | 7B | 67 |
| 20 | ![Rude's Grandfather Makes Hard Hats Out Of Dolphin's Foreheads by Rodney Rude]() | Rude's Grandfather Makes Hard Hats Out Of Dolphin's Foreheads | Rodney Rude | A Major | 11B | 83 |
| 21 | ![Rude Suggests That Elton Owns A Store Window Mannequin's Fist On A Stick by Rodney Rude]() | Rude Suggests That Elton Owns A Store Window Mannequin's Fist On A Stick | Rodney Rude | A Major | 11B | 136 |
| 22 | ![Rude Claims Safest Place In Terrorist Attack Is Local Swimming Pool 'Cause They Have A Sign]() | Rude Claims Safest Place In Terrorist Attack Is Local Swimming Pool 'Cause They Have A Sign "No Bombing" | Rodney Rude | B♭ Minor | 3A | 135 |
| 23 | ![Ending - Rude Suggests Prime Minister Should]() | Ending - Rude Suggests Prime Minister Should "DO" Rudes Audience | Rodney Rude | B Major | 1B | 72 |