| 1 | ![Heckler's Mum Tongues Rude Causing Asthma Attack by Rodney Rude]() | Heckler's Mum Tongues Rude Causing Asthma Attack | Rodney Rude | G Major | 9B | 94 |
| 2 | ![Rude Takes The Train In India by Rodney Rude]() | Rude Takes The Train In India | Rodney Rude | D Major | 10B | 71 |
| 3 | ![Grandfather Eats Massage Parlour Meal by Rodney Rude]() | Grandfather Eats Massage Parlour Meal | Rodney Rude | C Major | 8B | 93 |
| 4 | ![Grandfather Nuzzles Beaver With Barry's Beard by Rodney Rude]() | Grandfather Nuzzles Beaver With Barry's Beard | Rodney Rude | D Minor | 7A | 141 |
| 5 | ![It's Still A Cunt. by Rodney Rude]() | It's Still A Cunt. | Rodney Rude | B Major | 1B | 70 |
| 6 | ![Menage A Trois Boy Cops One In The Seat by Rodney Rude]() | Menage A Trois Boy Cops One In The Seat | Rodney Rude | A Major | 11B | 81 |
| 7 | ![Rude Hides Limerick In Contemporary Afro-American Music Genre by Rodney Rude]() | Rude Hides Limerick In Contemporary Afro-American Music Genre | Rodney Rude | D♭ Major | 3B | 156 |
| 8 | ![VD - You Can Get It by Rodney Rude]() | VD - You Can Get It | Rodney Rude | F♯ Major | 2B | 121 |
| 9 | ![Necrobestiality Limericks by Rodney Rude]() | Necrobestiality Limericks | Rodney Rude | C Major | 8B | 89 |
| 10 | ![Stunted Kleptomaniac Puts Brown Smudge On Stationary by Rodney Rude]() | Stunted Kleptomaniac Puts Brown Smudge On Stationary | Rodney Rude | G Major | 9B | 92 |
| 11 | ![Famous Painted Charlie Punches Famous Action Hero In Artificial Seat by Rodney Rude]() | Famous Painted Charlie Punches Famous Action Hero In Artificial Seat | Rodney Rude | E Minor | 9A | 136 |
| 12 | ![Rude Refuses To Let Hugh Grant Forget His Extra Marital Car Sex by Rodney Rude]() | Rude Refuses To Let Hugh Grant Forget His Extra Marital Car Sex | Rodney Rude | F Major | 7B | 152 |
| 13 | ![Dickshit, Netanyahu, Dung, Yassah And Piss Pot by Rodney Rude]() | Dickshit, Netanyahu, Dung, Yassah And Piss Pot | Rodney Rude | B Minor | 10A | 126 |
| 14 | ![Homeless Bloke With One Thong Made Out Of A Salmon Tin by Rodney Rude]() | Homeless Bloke With One Thong Made Out Of A Salmon Tin | Rodney Rude | B Minor | 10A | 55 |
| 15 | ![Rude Uses Tackle For Shoehorn by Rodney Rude]() | Rude Uses Tackle For Shoehorn | Rodney Rude | F Major | 7B | 84 |
| 16 | ![Rubber Legged Bloke Sprays Mates At Piss Trough by Rodney Rude]() | Rubber Legged Bloke Sprays Mates At Piss Trough | Rodney Rude | D Major | 10B | 60 |
| 17 | ![Drunken Limerick Singing. (Audience Participation) by Rodney Rude]() | Drunken Limerick Singing. (Audience Participation) | Rodney Rude | G Major | 9B | 103 |