| # | Track | Artist | Key | Camelot | BPM | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Intro | Ward Anderson | D Minor | 7A | 90 | |
| 2 | Hotels | Ward Anderson | A Major | 11B | 109 | |
| 3 | My Wife | Ward Anderson | G Major | 9B | 79 | |
| 4 | Hotcakes | Ward Anderson | F Minor | 4A | 101 | |
| 5 | Sacreligious Squeaker | Ward Anderson | A♭ Major | 4B | 89 | |
| 6 | Middle Age | Ward Anderson | F♯ Minor | 11A | 78 | |
| 7 | Sex Drive | Ward Anderson | D♭ Major | 3B | 83 | |
| 8 | Tension Release | Ward Anderson | F♯ Minor | 11A | 84 | |
| 9 | Me Time | Ward Anderson | F Minor | 4A | 91 | |
| 10 | Stallion | Ward Anderson | F♯ Major | 2B | 70 | |
| 11 | Food & Sex | Ward Anderson | F♯ Major | 2B | 116 | |
| 12 | Telegram Spam | Ward Anderson | F Minor | 4A | 78 | |
| 13 | Kids | Ward Anderson | B Minor | 10A | 75 | |
| 14 | Childbirth | Ward Anderson | E♭ Major | 5B | 90 | |
| 15 | Welcome to Parenthood | Ward Anderson | D♭ Major | 3B | 68 | |
| 16 | Crying | Ward Anderson | F Major | 7B | 107 | |
| 17 | R&B and Showtime | Ward Anderson | C Major | 8B | 121 | |
| 18 | Putting a Drunk to Sleep | Ward Anderson | D Major | 10B | 174 | |
| 19 | Back to Normal | Ward Anderson | B♭ Major | 6B | 82 | |
| 20 | Women's Magazines | Ward Anderson | C Major | 8B | 169 |