| 1 | ![You Don't Smell Like Flowers by Bob Rivers]() | You Don't Smell Like Flowers | Bob Rivers | C Major | 8B | 126 |
| 2 | ![Take a Whack on the U.S. Side by Bob Rivers]() | Take a Whack on the U.S. Side | Bob Rivers | C Major | 8B | 102 |
| 3 | ![Three Inch Tool by Bob Rivers]() | Three Inch Tool | Bob Rivers | F♯ Major | 2B | 105 |
| 4 | ![Downtown in the 90's by Bob Rivers]() | Downtown in the 90's | Bob Rivers | E Major | 12B | 116 |
| 5 | ![What an Ugly Man He Was by Bob Rivers]() | What an Ugly Man He Was | Bob Rivers | D Major | 10B | 152 |
| 6 | ![Minimum Wage by Bob Rivers]() | Minimum Wage | Bob Rivers | B♭ Minor | 3A | 123 |
| 7 | ![Free as a Turd by Bob Rivers]() | Free as a Turd | Bob Rivers | A Major | 11B | 144 |
| 8 | ![The Old Man Is on the Commode by Bob Rivers]() | The Old Man Is on the Commode | Bob Rivers | A Major | 11B | 134 |
| 9 | ![Spinning Reel by Bob Rivers]() | Spinning Reel | Bob Rivers | C Major | 8B | 94 |
| 10 | ![PLO's & Israeli's by Bob Rivers]() | PLO's & Israeli's | Bob Rivers | E Major | 12B | 82 |
| 11 | ![Middle Age Waistline by Bob Rivers]() | Middle Age Waistline | Bob Rivers | B♭ Minor | 3A | 117 |
| 12 | ![Strawberry Rehabs Forever by Bob Rivers]() | Strawberry Rehabs Forever | Bob Rivers | F Minor | 4A | 100 |
| 13 | ![Baby Madonna by Bob Rivers]() | Baby Madonna | Bob Rivers | D Major | 10B | 109 |
| 14 | ![A** Hole Son by Bob Rivers]() | A** Hole Son | Bob Rivers | E♭ Minor | 2A | 105 |
| 15 | ![Magic Comet Ride by Bob Rivers]() | Magic Comet Ride | Bob Rivers | G Major | 9B | 99 |