| 1 | ![Rude's Uncanny Insight Into Mars And Venus by Rodney Rude]() | Rude's Uncanny Insight Into Mars And Venus | Rodney Rude | G Major | 9B | 76 |
| 2 | ![Blokes Who Want To Become Eunuchs, Or Pitiful Attempt By Rude To Get Lady's Underpants by Rodney Rude]() | Blokes Who Want To Become Eunuchs, Or Pitiful Attempt By Rude To Get Lady's Underpants | Rodney Rude | A Minor | 8A | 90 |
| 3 | ![Marcia Hines' Tit by Rodney Rude]() | Marcia Hines' Tit | Rodney Rude | C Major | 8B | 76 |
| 4 | ![Rude Wears Jodhpurs With Padded Arse Sewn In by Rodney Rude]() | Rude Wears Jodhpurs With Padded Arse Sewn In | Rodney Rude | D♭ Minor | 12A | 74 |
| 5 | ![Albino Indian's Red Dot Becomes Japanese Flag by Rodney Rude]() | Albino Indian's Red Dot Becomes Japanese Flag | Rodney Rude | E Major | 12B | 70 |
| 6 | ![Humidity In Rude's Arse Crack Identical To India's Climate by Rodney Rude]() | Humidity In Rude's Arse Crack Identical To India's Climate | Rodney Rude | D Minor | 7A | 78 |
| 7 | ![Rude's Greek Mate Is A Necrophiliac by Rodney Rude]() | Rude's Greek Mate Is A Necrophiliac | Rodney Rude | B Minor | 10A | 53 |
| 8 | ![Siamese Twin's Nose Joined To His Brothers Butt Hole by Rodney Rude]() | Siamese Twin's Nose Joined To His Brothers Butt Hole | Rodney Rude | B♭ Major | 6B | 90 |
| 9 | ![Heckler Carves Veins In Cucumber by Rodney Rude]() | Heckler Carves Veins In Cucumber | Rodney Rude | B Major | 1B | 99 |
| 10 | ![Pavarotti Breaks Toilet. by Rodney Rude]() | Pavarotti Breaks Toilet. | Rodney Rude | D Major | 10B | 127 |
| 11 | ![Rude Annihilates Pommie Heckler by Rodney Rude]() | Rude Annihilates Pommie Heckler | Rodney Rude | B Minor | 10A | 90 |
| 12 | ![Rude Does Embuggerment Joke Disguised As An Insult by Rodney Rude]() | Rude Does Embuggerment Joke Disguised As An Insult | Rodney Rude | B♭ Major | 6B | 75 |
| 13 | ![Rude Plays The Mouth Trumpet. (Musical) by Rodney Rude]() | Rude Plays The Mouth Trumpet. (Musical) | Rodney Rude | D Major | 10B | 95 |
| 14 | ![Rude Blows Fart Through Plastic Tube In Taxi by Rodney Rude]() | Rude Blows Fart Through Plastic Tube In Taxi | Rodney Rude | D Major | 10B | 128 |
| 15 | ![Rude Accuse McDonalds Of Using Undersize Chip Scoop, Then Challenges Them To Use His Huge Scoop: Rude Leaves Wearing His Scoop For An Olympic Bicycle Riders Helmet by Rodney Rude]() | Rude Accuse McDonalds Of Using Undersize Chip Scoop, Then Challenges Them To Use His Huge Scoop: Rude Leaves Wearing His Scoop For An Olympic Bicycle Riders Helmet | Rodney Rude | D Major | 10B | 61 |
| 16 | ![Hopoate Fingers Rude by Rodney Rude]() | Hopoate Fingers Rude | Rodney Rude | F Major | 7B | 96 |
| 17 | ![Rude Heckles A Hunchback by Rodney Rude]() | Rude Heckles A Hunchback | Rodney Rude | D Major | 10B | 55 |
| 18 | ![Rude Starts To Resemble A Fruit Bat From Raiding Too Many Orchards. (Musical) by Rodney Rude]() | Rude Starts To Resemble A Fruit Bat From Raiding Too Many Orchards. (Musical) | Rodney Rude | C Major | 8B | 68 |