| 1 | ![Preface by Nick Offerman]() | Preface | Nick Offerman | A Major | 11B | 118 |
| 2 | ![Tip #1 Engage in Romantic Love by Nick Offerman]() | Tip #1 Engage in Romantic Love | Nick Offerman | D♭ Minor | 12A | 142 |
| 3 | ![The Rainbow Song by Nick Offerman]() | The Rainbow Song | Nick Offerman | F♯ Major | 2B | 119 |
| 4 | ![Tip #2 Say Please and Thank You by Nick Offerman]() | Tip #2 Say Please and Thank You | Nick Offerman | A♭ Minor | 1A | 147 |
| 5 | ![Love Thy Neighbor as Thyself by Nick Offerman]() | Love Thy Neighbor as Thyself | Nick Offerman | B♭ Minor | 3A | 173 |
| 6 | ![When Her Flower Is Upon Her by Nick Offerman]() | When Her Flower Is Upon Her | Nick Offerman | B Minor | 10A | 73 |
| 7 | ![If a Man Lies with a Man by Nick Offerman]() | If a Man Lies with a Man | Nick Offerman | F♯ Major | 2B | 119 |
| 8 | ![A Good Book by Nick Offerman]() | A Good Book | Nick Offerman | F♯ Major | 2B | 119 |
| 9 | ![Tip #3 Use a Handkerchief by Nick Offerman]() | Tip #3 Use a Handkerchief | Nick Offerman | B♭ Minor | 3A | 93 |
| 10 | ![The Hanky Song by Nick Offerman]() | The Hanky Song | Nick Offerman | B Minor | 10A | 73 |
| 11 | ![Tip #4 Eat Red Meat & Tip #5 Get a Hobby by Nick Offerman]() | Tip #4 Eat Red Meat & Tip #5 Get a Hobby | Nick Offerman | B Minor | 10A | 73 |
| 12 | ![A Lifetime of Pleasure by Nick Offerman]() | A Lifetime of Pleasure | Nick Offerman | F♯ Major | 2B | 119 |
| 13 | ![Eating Pussy by Nick Offerman]() | Eating Pussy | Nick Offerman | F♯ Major | 2B | 119 |
| 14 | ![Tip #6 Go Outside & Tip #7 Avoid the Mirror by Nick Offerman]() | Tip #6 Go Outside & Tip #7 Avoid the Mirror | Nick Offerman | A♭ Minor | 1A | 90 |
| 15 | ![Tip #8 Maintain a Relationship with Jesus Christ by Nick Offerman]() | Tip #8 Maintain a Relationship with Jesus Christ | Nick Offerman | C Major | 8B | 121 |
| 16 | ![Tip #9 Use Intoxicants by Nick Offerman]() | Tip #9 Use Intoxicants | Nick Offerman | B Major | 1B | 152 |
| 17 | ![Take The Wheel! by Nick Offerman]() | Take The Wheel! | Nick Offerman | A♭ Minor | 1A | 90 |
| 18 | ![Tip #10 Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman]() | Tip #10 Paddle Your Own Canoe | Nick Offerman | G Major | 9B | 79 |