| # | Track | Artist | Key | Camelot | BPM | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Frosty the Dope Man | Matt Rogers | D♭ Major | 3B | 79 | |
| 3 | Rudolph the Psycho Reindeer | Matt Rogers | A Major | 11B | 76 | |
| 4 | Grandma Got Impregnated by a Reindeer | Matt Rogers | E Major | 12B | 132 | |
| 5 | Grandpa Got Run over by a Beer Truck | Matt Rogers | E Minor | 9A | 153 | |
| 6 | Filthy Ding Dong | Matt Rogers | D♭ Minor | 12A | 110 |