| 1 | ![How They Find Dinosaurs But Not Jesus by Chris Crack]() | How They Find Dinosaurs But Not Jesus | Chris Crack | F♯ Major | 2B | 154 |
| 2 | ![Women Don't Even Watch Women's Basketball by Chris Crack]() | Women Don't Even Watch Women's Basketball | Chris Crack | F♯ Major | 2B | 154 |
| 3 | ![Imaginary Billionaire by Chris Crack]() | Imaginary Billionaire | Chris Crack | D♭ Major | 3B | 84 |
| 4 | ![She Loves A Dickens Cider by Chris Crack]() | She Loves A Dickens Cider | Chris Crack | B Major | 1B | 80 |
| 5 | ![His Babymama Cool As Hell by Chris Crack]() | His Babymama Cool As Hell | Chris Crack | C Minor | 5A | 70 |
| 6 | ![Crack Was A Weapon Of Mass Destruction by Chris Crack]() | Crack Was A Weapon Of Mass Destruction | Chris Crack | D♭ Minor | 12A | 150 |
| 7 | ![Goofies Need Guidance by Chris Crack]() | Goofies Need Guidance | Chris Crack | B Major | 1B | 80 |
| 8 | ![Stop Asking Strangers For Favors by Chris Crack]() | Stop Asking Strangers For Favors | Chris Crack | G Major | 9B | 79 |
| 9 | ![Condom Sex Same As Turkey Bacon by Chris Crack]() | Condom Sex Same As Turkey Bacon | Chris Crack | F Minor | 4A | 83 |
| 10 | ![Miscalculated Microdosing by Chris Crack]() | Miscalculated Microdosing | Chris Crack | F♯ Minor | 11A | 127 |
| 11 | ![Ghetto Bitches Took All The Security Jobs by Chris Crack]() | Ghetto Bitches Took All The Security Jobs | Chris Crack | D♭ Major | 3B | 68 |