| 1 | ![Peacocks And Dognuts by Roy D. Mercer]() | Peacocks And Dognuts | Roy D. Mercer | C Major | 8B | 116 |
| 2 | ![Lucky Charm by Roy D. Mercer]() | Lucky Charm | Roy D. Mercer | F♯ Minor | 11A | 64 |
| 3 | ![Hush Puppies by Roy D. Mercer]() | Hush Puppies | Roy D. Mercer | A Minor | 8A | 126 |
| 4 | ![Tranny Cabbie by Roy D. Mercer]() | Tranny Cabbie | Roy D. Mercer | F♯ Major | 2B | 107 |
| 5 | ![Wrong Number by Roy D. Mercer]() | Wrong Number | Roy D. Mercer | A Minor | 8A | 55 |
| 6 | ![Lunch Lady by Roy D. Mercer]() | Lunch Lady | Roy D. Mercer | A Major | 11B | 78 |
| 7 | ![Fishin' Report by Roy D. Mercer]() | Fishin' Report | Roy D. Mercer | D Major | 10B | 81 |
| 8 | ![Clownin' Around by Roy D. Mercer]() | Clownin' Around | Roy D. Mercer | D♭ Minor | 12A | 127 |
| 9 | ![Sex Toy Delivery by Roy D. Mercer]() | Sex Toy Delivery | Roy D. Mercer | A Major | 11B | 79 |
| 10 | ![Poacher by Roy D. Mercer]() | Poacher | Roy D. Mercer | A Major | 11B | 126 |
| 11 | ![Bee Fuddled by Roy D. Mercer]() | Bee Fuddled | Roy D. Mercer | E Major | 12B | 106 |
| 12 | ![Smoked Bird by Roy D. Mercer]() | Smoked Bird | Roy D. Mercer | E Major | 12B | 104 |
| 13 | ![Answering Machine Message by Roy D. Mercer]() | Answering Machine Message | Roy D. Mercer | F Minor | 4A | 102 |
| 14 | ![Ephedrine by Roy D. Mercer]() | Ephedrine | Roy D. Mercer | A Major | 11B | 85 |
| 15 | ![Cat Attack by Roy D. Mercer]() | Cat Attack | Roy D. Mercer | B♭ Major | 6B | 89 |
| 16 | ![Bowled Over by Roy D. Mercer]() | Bowled Over | Roy D. Mercer | E♭ Minor | 2A | 69 |