| 1 | ![Bridesmaids Shouldn't Make Speeches by Aaron Karo]() | Bridesmaids Shouldn't Make Speeches | Aaron Karo | A♭ Major | 4B | 65 |
| 2 | ![My Friends Are Drunken Idiots by Aaron Karo]() | My Friends Are Drunken Idiots | Aaron Karo | G Minor | 6A | 116 |
| 3 | ![That Totally Unnecessary Shot by Aaron Karo]() | That Totally Unnecessary Shot | Aaron Karo | F♯ Major | 2B | 125 |
| 4 | ![We Can't Kill Married People by Aaron Karo]() | We Can't Kill Married People | Aaron Karo | D♭ Minor | 12A | 84 |
| 5 | ![Capricorns Give Great Head by Aaron Karo]() | Capricorns Give Great Head | Aaron Karo | A Major | 11B | 129 |
| 6 | ![Chicks in Ridiculously High Heels by Aaron Karo]() | Chicks in Ridiculously High Heels | Aaron Karo | B♭ Major | 6B | 104 |
| 7 | ![Never Travel with Couples by Aaron Karo]() | Never Travel with Couples | Aaron Karo | E Major | 12B | 102 |
| 8 | ![One Night Stands in Tokyo by Aaron Karo]() | One Night Stands in Tokyo | Aaron Karo | G Minor | 6A | 74 |
| 9 | ![Go Duck Yourself by Aaron Karo]() | Go Duck Yourself | Aaron Karo | G Major | 9B | 81 |
| 10 | ![Disconnected During Phone Sex by Aaron Karo]() | Disconnected During Phone Sex | Aaron Karo | C Major | 8B | 88 |
| 11 | ![I've Faked an Orgasm by Aaron Karo]() | I've Faked an Orgasm | Aaron Karo | F Major | 7B | 133 |
| 12 | ![Benjamin Button—I Hate Animals by Aaron Karo]() | Benjamin Button—I Hate Animals | Aaron Karo | F♯ Major | 2B | 123 |
| 13 | ![I'm Getting Wasted at Your Wedding by Aaron Karo]() | I'm Getting Wasted at Your Wedding | Aaron Karo | G Major | 9B | 114 |
| 14 | ![Hotmail and Children Are Deal Breakers by Aaron Karo]() | Hotmail and Children Are Deal Breakers | Aaron Karo | A Minor | 8A | 98 |
| 15 | ![I Almost Impregnated My Girlfriend by Aaron Karo]() | I Almost Impregnated My Girlfriend | Aaron Karo | A Major | 11B | 124 |
| 16 | ![The Rest Is History by Aaron Karo]() | The Rest Is History | Aaron Karo | E Minor | 9A | 89 |