| 1 | ![Ozzy Intro by Jim Norton]() | Ozzy Intro | Jim Norton | F♯ Major | 2B | 172 |
| 2 | ![Al Sharpton Sucks by Jim Norton]() | Al Sharpton Sucks | Jim Norton | E♭ Major | 5B | 60 |
| 3 | ![Racial Descriptions by Jim Norton]() | Racial Descriptions | Jim Norton | F Major | 7B | 135 |
| 4 | ![The Mosque at Ground Zero by Jim Norton]() | The Mosque at Ground Zero | Jim Norton | A Major | 11B | 131 |
| 5 | ![Profiling Is Fantastic by Jim Norton]() | Profiling Is Fantastic | Jim Norton | E Major | 12B | 91 |
| 6 | ![I Hate Hoarders by Jim Norton]() | I Hate Hoarders | Jim Norton | F♯ Major | 2B | 95 |
| 7 | ![Prison Follies by Jim Norton]() | Prison Follies | Jim Norton | F Major | 7B | 82 |
| 8 | ![Tiger, Mel, And Arnold by Jim Norton]() | Tiger, Mel, And Arnold | Jim Norton | F♯ Major | 2B | 118 |
| 9 | ![A Rape Baby by Jim Norton]() | A Rape Baby | Jim Norton | D Major | 10B | 91 |
| 10 | ![I'm a Throat-Clearing Idiot by Jim Norton]() | I'm a Throat-Clearing Idiot | Jim Norton | D♭ Major | 3B | 58 |
| 11 | ![Penn State by Jim Norton]() | Penn State | Jim Norton | F Major | 7B | 76 |
| 12 | ![F--: The Westboro Baptist Church by Jim Norton]() | F--: The Westboro Baptist Church | Jim Norton | D Major | 10B | 162 |
| 13 | ![Kids and Animals by Jim Norton]() | Kids and Animals | Jim Norton | G Major | 9B | 109 |
| 14 | ![My Amazing Ex-Girlfriend by Jim Norton]() | My Amazing Ex-Girlfriend | Jim Norton | A Major | 11B | 74 |
| 15 | ![Clean It off, Bitch by Jim Norton]() | Clean It off, Bitch | Jim Norton | C Major | 8B | 170 |