Dave Weasel's ' "Ned Flanders Abstinence Club" was released on its scheduled release date, September 21, 2025. With This song being less than a minute long, we are pretty confident that this song does not contain any foul language. That being said, this song is pretty short compared to other songs. The track order of this song in Dave Weasel's "Jehovah's Thiccness" album is number 3 out of 15. Ned Flanders Abstinence Club is not that popular right now. The overall tone is very danceable, especially with its high energy, which produces more of a euphoric, cheerful, or happy vibe.
We consider the tempo marking of Ned Flanders Abstinence Club by Dave Weasel to be Andante (at a walking pace) because the track has a tempo of 89 BPM, a half-time of 44BPM, and a double-time of 178 BPM. Based on that, the speed of the song's tempo is slow. Activities such as, yoga or pilates, can go well with this song. The time signature for this track is 4/4.
F♯ Minor is the music key of this track. This also means that this song has a camelot key of 11A. So, the perfect camelot match for 11A would be either 11A or 10B. While, a low energy boost can consist of either 11B or 12A. For moderate energy boost, you would use 8A and a high energy boost can either be 1A or 6A. However, if you are looking for a low energy drop, finding a song with a camelot key of 10A would be a great choice. Where 2A would give you a moderate drop, and 9A or 4A would be a high energy drop. Lastly, 2B allows you to change the mood.
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| Track | Artist | Key | Energy | Camelot | BPM | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Zoom Show | Steve Soelberg | F♯ Minor | 7 | 11A | 84 BPM | ||
| Titanic 2 | Gianmarco Soresi | C Major | 5 | 8B | 82 BPM | ||
| Almost a Happy Ending | Greg Fitzsimmons | B Major | 4 | 1B | 121 BPM | ||
| Doug | Matt Braunger | F Major | 9 | 7B | 65 BPM | ||
| Crown Jewel of the Opera | Dave Weasel | B♭ Minor | 5 | 3A | 113 BPM | ||
| Too Immature for Politics | Dustin Nickerson | A Major | 7 | 11B | 82 BPM | ||
| Break Up Sketch | Phil Hanley | D Minor | 7 | 7A | 64 BPM | ||
| Crap Jobs | Hannah Gadsby | F♯ Major | 4 | 2B | 138 BPM | ||
| Remember When | Jeff Dye | A♭ Major | 4 | 4B | 124 BPM | ||
| Jessica | Armando Anto | F♯ Major | 6 | 2B | 62 BPM | ||
| Emo Sad-Boy Owls | Dan Cummins | F♯ Minor | 5 | 11A | 74 BPM | ||
| Signature Dish | Aaron Weber | E Major | 8 | 12B | 68 BPM | ||
| Millennial | Alex Edelman | E Major | 5 | 12B | 84 BPM | ||
| Southern Food | Jim Gaffigan | A Major | 4 | 11B | 124 BPM | ||
| Nail | Michelle Shaughnessy | E Major | 5 | 12B | 133 BPM | ||
| Online Algorithms | Kitty Flanagan | A♭ Major | 10 | 4B | 85 BPM | ||
| Broken Arm Guy | Adam Ray | G Minor | 5 | 6A | 121 BPM | ||
| Urinal / Tight | Bob Biggerstaff | B♭ Major | 7 | 6B | 73 BPM | ||
| DJ Khaled | Jeff Dye | F♯ Minor | 6 | 11A | 118 BPM | ||
| Creepy? | Ramon Rivas II | D Major | 7 | 10B | 60 BPM | ||
| Weed vs. Alcohol | Brooks Wheelan | E Major | 7 | 12B | 119 BPM | ||
| Pizza Loves A Party | Mike Birbiglia | F♯ Major | 4 | 2B | 138 BPM | ||
| Happy Where I Am | Greg Fitzsimmons | B Major | 4 | 1B | 121 BPM | ||
| The Heart is a Lonely Hunter | Sam Tallent | F Minor | 7 | 4A | 109 BPM | ||
| At The Garden with Dad | Chris Distefano | A Major | 5 | 11B | 88 BPM |