The Femcels's ' "Please Don't Stab Yourself (Like Elliott Smith)" was released on its scheduled release date, January 24, 2026. With This song being less than two minutes long, at 1:46, we are fairly confident that this song is not explicit and is safe for all ages. Based on the duration of this song, this song duration is much smaller than the average song duration. The track order of this song in The Femcels's "I Have To Get Hotter" album is number 10 out of 16. In terms of popularity, Please Don't Stab Yourself (Like Elliott Smith) is currently below average in popularity. Since there is more of a neutral sound being played, this makes the track somewhat danceable.
We consider the tempo marking of Please Don't Stab Yourself (Like Elliott Smith) by The Femcels to be Andante (at a walking pace) because the track has a tempo of 106 BPM, a half-time of 53BPM, and a double-time of 212 BPM. Based on that, the speed of the song's tempo is slow. The time signature for this track is 4/4.
This song has a musical key of F Major. This also means that this song has a camelot key of 7B. So, the perfect camelot match for 7B would be either 7B or 8A. While, 8B can give you a low energy boost. For moderate energy boost, you would use 4B and a high energy boost can either be 9B or 2B. Though, if you want a low energy drop, you should looking for songs with either a camelot key of 7A or 6B will give you a low energy drop, 10B would be a moderate one, and 5B or 12B would be a high energy drop. Lastly, 4A allows you to change the mood.
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| Track | Artist | Key | Energy | Camelot | BPM | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fat Jewish Pig (A Breakup Song) | Batsh!t | A♭ Major | 9 | 4B | 160 BPM | ||
| On The Scene | Public Appeal | F Minor | 7 | 4A | 112 BPM | ||
| Oxygen | Richie Pee | B♭ Minor | 9 | 3A | 170 BPM | ||
| Petunia Asterisk (Tap Song) | Big Posy | B♭ Minor | 9 | 3A | 170 BPM | ||
| in the club | Lucky Iris | B♭ Minor | 9 | 3A | 170 BPM | ||
| Air Lock Boy | Cuntsniffer | B Minor | 5 | 10A | 172 BPM | ||
| Party Song | Juniper Fields, User2222 | G Major | 9 | 9B | 94 BPM | ||
| Poison.jpg | Rat Jesu, Murrumur | B♭ Major | 9 | 6B | 106 BPM | ||
| Algorhythm Vision | Tex Taiwan | G Minor | 10 | 6A | 165 BPM | ||
| You're Gay And You're In Love With Me (Please Let Me Touch Your Boobs) | The Femcels | B♭ Minor | 9 | 3A | 170 BPM | ||
| Nas | DARBS MUSIC | B♭ Minor | 9 | 3A | 170 BPM | ||
| depression | Joachîm, Clatter | B♭ Minor | 9 | 3A | 170 BPM | ||
| PVC (BODYSUIT) | junko warui | D Major | 7 | 10B | 150 BPM | ||
| Birth of Labubu | Period Bomb | A♭ Major | 8 | 4B | 80 BPM | ||
| 有能 | まやかしプラスチック | A♭ Major | 10 | 4B | 170 BPM | ||
| ...わ た し は も う... | PostmodernHippie, みけたはな | B♭ Minor | 9 | 3A | 170 BPM | ||
| Rock Baby | black dracula | C Major | 6 | 8B | 130 BPM | ||
| shape. | Crisis Sigil | G Major | 9 | 9B | 131 BPM | ||
| XBOX 360 ISN'T GAY! | Acidgvrl, Skäri, iilith | B♭ Minor | 9 | 3A | 170 BPM | ||
| Muerdeme en la Yugular - Wc Edit | DJ これからの緊急災害 | D Major | 10 | 10B | 145 BPM | ||
| Fjolserne Tager Over | PerFormer | D♭ Major | 6 | 3B | 61 BPM | ||
| iARA | that same street | F♯ Major | 8 | 2B | 145 BPM | ||
| hang | huntme | B Major | 2 | 1B | 122 BPM | ||
| Apres Nous Le Deluge | Gidropony | D Major | 9 | 10B | 92 BPM | ||
| Make Ya MMM | LustSickPuppy, Kill Alters | B Minor | 9 | 10A | 170 BPM |