Almost Vinyl's ' "No Pussy For You This Christmas!" was released on its scheduled release date, December 5, 2025. No Pussy For You This Christmas! is 2 minutes and 4 seconds long and may contain bad words that may be unsuitable for children. The song is number 13 out of 16 in A Fool's Golden Christmas Volume 2 by Almost Vinyl. Based on our statistics, No Pussy For You This Christmas!'s popularity is not that popular right now. Even with the track produces more of a neutral energy, it is pretty danceable compared to others.
The tempo marking of No Pussy For You This Christmas! by Almost Vinyl is Allegro (fast, quick, and bright), since this song has a tempo of 137 BPM. With that information, we can conclude that the song has a fast tempo. This song can go great with walking. The time signature for this track is 4/4.
E♭ Major is the music key of this track. This also means that this song has a camelot key of 5B. So, the perfect camelot match for 5B would be either 5B or 6A. While, 6B can give you a low energy boost. For moderate energy boost, you would use 2B and a high energy boost can either be 7B or 12B. Though, if you want a low energy drop, you should looking for songs with either a camelot key of 5A or 4B will give you a low energy drop, 8B would be a moderate one, and 3B or 10B would be a high energy drop. Lastly, 2A allows you to change the mood.
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| Track | Artist | Key | Energy | Camelot | BPM | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Feudin' And Fightin' | Dorothy Shay The Park Avenue Hill Billie | G Major | 0 | 9B | 103 BPM | ||
| I'm Leaving It All To My Cat (Screw You All) | Almost Vinyl | B♭ Minor | 2 | 3A | 162 BPM | ||
| It Still Isn't Gonna Suck Itself | SuS Records | D Major | 5 | 10B | 140 BPM | ||
| Henny and The Quagen | The Bum Bum Bums | D Minor | 3 | 7A | 55 BPM | ||
| I Fought A Child (Live at Frontera, 1969) | Almost Vinyl | A Major | 6 | 11B | 83 BPM | ||
| Let's Kiss and Let's Make Up | The Surfratones | E♭ Major | 5 | 5B | 158 BPM | ||
| Butcher Pete (Pt. 1) | Roy Brown | E♭ Minor | 8 | 2A | 92 BPM | ||
| The Uncomplicated Loaner | Jim Bonney, Jonathan Stout and his Campus Five, Jason Guffey, Bank of Harmony | F Major | 1 | 7B | 69 BPM | ||
| A pocket full of feces | Untraceable Records | G Major | 3 | 9B | 166 BPM | ||
| Making Love to Peanut Butter | That's What I Call Brainrot! | C Major | 5 | 8B | 115 BPM | ||
| Santa Came Down My Chimney - Banned 1960s Song | Censored Jukebox | E♭ Major | 6 | 5B | 120 BPM | ||
| 2 In The Pink, 1 In The Stink (1968) | Lost Vinyl Revival, The Marshettes | F Major | 7 | 7B | 122 BPM | ||
| The Hole in the Ground | Bernard Cribbins | E Major | 6 | 12B | 80 BPM | ||
| Ram My Clam | Obscurest Vinyl | G Major | 5 | 9B | 145 BPM | ||
| 69 | AI Larry Bob | C Major | 7 | 8B | 92 BPM | ||
| Thrill Thing | Cherry Poppin' Daddies | G Major | 9 | 9B | 126 BPM | ||
| Oh! By Jingo | Clinton Ford | C Major | 5 | 8B | 106 BPM | ||
| Animal Soul | The Swing Ninjas | D Major | 5 | 10B | 149 BPM | ||
| Still D.R.E. - 1950s Snoop Dogg | The Speakeasy Rappers, AI.SLAPS | E♭ Major | 2 | 5B | 134 BPM | ||
| It's Cooked | Hard Archive | F Major | 7 | 7B | 122 BPM | ||
| Look at all the fucks I give | Untraceable Records | G Major | 3 | 9B | 81 BPM | ||
| Blue Guitar | Lorne Greene | D♭ Major | 3 | 3B | 115 BPM | ||
| Duck and Cover [Vintage Mix] | Pepper Coyote | D♭ Minor | 4 | 12A | 170 BPM | ||
| I'll Stroke It Nice And Slow | Mischievous Melodies | F Minor | 2 | 4A | 137 BPM | ||
| Spooky Pussy | Almost Vinyl | B♭ Minor | 8 | 3A | 126 BPM |