No Pussy For You This Christmas!
Almost Vinyl
A Fool's Golden Christmas Volume 2
2:04 December 5, 2025
BPM
137
Key
E♭ Major
Camelot
5B

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No Pussy For You This Christmas! by Almost Vinyl Song Details

Almost Vinyl's ' "No Pussy For You This Christmas!" was released on its scheduled release date, December 5, 2025. No Pussy For You This Christmas! is 2 minutes and 4 seconds long and may contain bad words that may be unsuitable for children. The song is number 13 out of 16 in A Fool's Golden Christmas Volume 2 by Almost Vinyl. Based on our statistics, No Pussy For You This Christmas!'s popularity is not that popular right now. Even with the track produces more of a neutral energy, it is pretty danceable compared to others.

BPM and Tempo

The tempo marking of No Pussy For You This Christmas! by Almost Vinyl is Allegro (fast, quick, and bright), since this song has a tempo of 137 BPM. With that information, we can conclude that the song has a fast tempo. This song can go great with walking. The time signature for this track is 4/4.

Music Key

E♭ Major is the music key of this track. This also means that this song has a camelot key of 5B. So, the perfect camelot match for 5B would be either 5B or 6A. While, 6B can give you a low energy boost. For moderate energy boost, you would use 2B and a high energy boost can either be 7B or 12B. Though, if you want a low energy drop, you should looking for songs with either a camelot key of 5A or 4B will give you a low energy drop, 8B would be a moderate one, and 3B or 10B would be a high energy drop. Lastly, 2A allows you to change the mood.

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Popularity
Loudness
-10.083 dB
Acousticness
79%
Danceability
62%
Energy
31%
Instrumentalness
0%
Liveness
10%
Loudness
83%
Speechiness
4%
Valence
56%

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ISRC
QT6FG2505136
Label
L-M Records/RCA Records