Almost Vinyl's ' "Learning How To Suck My Own Dick" was released on its scheduled release date, February 17, 2026. Learning How To Suck My Own Dick is 2 minutes and 25 seconds long and may contain bad words that may be unsuitable for children. Because this song is the only song in Learning How To Suck My Own Dick and no other songs are present in the album, we classify this track as a single. Based on our statistics, Learning How To Suck My Own Dick's popularity is unknown right now. The overall mood can be danceable to some, especially with it's high amount of postive energy.
We consider the tempo marking of Learning How To Suck My Own Dick by Almost Vinyl to be Allegro (fast, quick, and bright) because the track has a tempo of 144 BPM, a half-time of 72BPM, and a double-time of 288 BPM. Based on that, the speed of the song's tempo is fast. Activities such as, jogging or cycling, can go well with this song. The time signature for this track is 4/4.
F Major is the music key of this track. This also means that this song has a camelot key of 7B. So, the perfect camelot match for 7B would be either 7B or 8A. While, 8B can give you a low energy boost. For moderate energy boost, you would use 4B and a high energy boost can either be 9B or 2B. Though, if you want a low energy drop, you should looking for songs with either a camelot key of 7A or 6B will give you a low energy drop, 10B would be a moderate one, and 5B or 12B would be a high energy drop. Lastly, 4A allows you to change the mood.
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| Track | Artist | Key | Energy | Camelot | BPM | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FE!N - 1950s Travis Scott | The Speakeasy Rappers | A Major | 4 | 11B | 172 BPM | ||
| This Baptism Fucking Blows (Dunk the Kid Already) | Obscurest Vinyl, Trip Watkins | E♭ Major | 6 | 5B | 99 BPM | ||
| The Place Where the Nuts Hunt the Squirrels | Napoleon XIV | D♭ Major | 7 | 3B | 107 BPM | ||
| Butcher Pete (Pt. 2) | Roy Brown | E♭ Minor | 7 | 2A | 90 BPM | ||
| Horse Girl (If She Wasn't Fucking Crazy) | Almost Vinyl | B♭ Minor | 4 | 3A | 119 BPM | ||
| I Go Where The Party Takes Me | The Phantom A.D. | A Major | 9 | 11B | 170 BPM | ||
| Your Dick Is Way Too Big (Banned 1930s Song) | SuS Records | C Major | 3 | 8B | 93 BPM | ||
| John Henry | Tennessee Ernie Ford | D♭ Major | 3 | 3B | 137 BPM | ||
| Fireball - Single version | Barry Gray | G Major | 4 | 9B | 159 BPM | ||
| My Willy Touched The Toilet Water | Untraceable Records | E Major | 3 | 12B | 101 BPM | ||
| This Town Sucks | The Doohickeys | B Major | 5 | 1B | 180 BPM | ||
| It's Colder Than a Witch's Tit | EJ Smith | B Minor | 5 | 10A | 117 BPM | ||
| Tongue Tied - Red Dwarf | Danny John-Jules | G Major | 5 | 9B | 137 BPM | ||
| The Young Soldiers | The Lonesome Valley Singers | B♭ Minor | 5 | 3A | 79 BPM | ||
| Radioactive Mama | Sheldon Allman | F Major | 8 | 7B | 77 BPM | ||
| The Wang Dang Taffy - Apple Tango | Pat Boone | A Major | 4 | 11B | 141 BPM | ||
| He Put It in the Wrong Hole | Peanut Butter Palace Records | B♭ Major | 4 | 6B | 83 BPM | ||
| The Wanderer | Dion | D Major | 4 | 10B | 124 BPM | ||
| Callin' In Sick (Of Your Shit) | Almost Vinyl | B♭ Minor | 4 | 3A | 119 BPM | ||
| Duck and Cover | Pepper Coyote | D♭ Minor | 2 | 12A | 112 BPM | ||
| Nick Teen and Al K.Hall | Rolf Harris | G Major | 5 | 9B | 104 BPM | ||
| Harvest of Love | Benny Hill | G Major | 7 | 9B | 80 BPM | ||
| I'm a Horny Little Lady | SuS Records | A Major | 2 | 11B | 99 BPM | ||
| The Hamburger Song | Bobby Moore & The Rhythm Aces | C Major | 4 | 8B | 137 BPM | ||
| Extra Sensory Perception | Sheldon Allman | A♭ Major | 6 | 4B | 135 BPM |