There Is A Hamster Stuck Inside A Condom Tightly Stuffed Inside My Rectum! Please Help! by Doctor Cocks Song Details

On May 18, 2025, the song "There Is A Hamster Stuck Inside A Condom Tightly Stuffed Inside My Rectum! Please Help!" was released by Doctor Cocks. The duration of This song is about 3 minutes long, at 3:20. Based on our data, This song appears to be safe for all ages and is not considered explicit. This track is about the average length of a typical track. Since There Is A Hamster Stuck Inside A Condom Tightly Stuffed Inside My Rectum! Please Help! only contains only one song in the album, we like to consider this song as a single. Based on our statistics, There Is A Hamster Stuck Inside A Condom Tightly Stuffed Inside My Rectum! Please Help!'s popularity is unknown right now. The overall tone is very danceable, especially with its high energy, which produces more of a euphoric, cheerful, or happy vibe.

BPM and Tempo

With There Is A Hamster Stuck Inside A Condom Tightly Stuffed Inside My Rectum! Please Help! by Doctor Cocks having a BPM of 123 with a half-time of 62 BPM and a double-time of 246 BPM, we would consider this track to have a Allegro (fast, quick, and bright) tempo marking. Because of this, we believe that the song has an overall fast tempo. Looking at the BPM of this song, this song might go great with walking. The time signature for this track is 4/4.

Music Key

B♭ Minor is the music key of this track. Which also means that the camelot key for this song is 3A. So, the perfect camelot match for 3A would be either 3A or 2B. While, a low energy boost can consist of either 3B or 4A. For moderate energy boost, you would use 12A and a high energy boost can either be 5A or 10A. However, if you are looking for a low energy drop, finding a song with a camelot key of 2A would be a great choice. Where 6A would give you a moderate drop, and 1A or 8A would be a high energy drop. Lastly, 6B allows you to change the mood.

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Popularity: 0%
Loudness: -10.703 dB
Acousticness: 20%
Danceability: 81%
Energy: 47%
Instrumentalness: 0%
Liveness: 17%
Loudness: 82%
Speechiness: 4%
Valence: 96%

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