| # | Track | Artist | Key | Camelot | BPM | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Llama Fisting | Simon King | D♭ Minor | 12A | 79 | |
| 2 | Black President | Simon King | D Major | 10B | 80 | |
| 3 | War On Drugs | Simon King | D Major | 10B | 80 | |
| 4 | War On Terror | Simon King | E Major | 12B | 85 | |
| 5 | Australian Idol | Simon King | A Major | 11B | 74 | |
| 6 | Old People | Simon King | D♭ Minor | 12A | 85 | |
| 7 | Women | Simon King | D♭ Minor | 12A | 75 | |
| 8 | Hip Hop | Simon King | A Major | 11B | 77 | |
| 9 | The "Challenged" Olympics | Simon King | D♭ Minor | 12A | 131 | |
| 10 | The Maury Povich Show | Simon King | F♯ Minor | 11A | 131 | |
| 11 | LOL | Simon King | A Major | 11B | 67 | |
| 12 | The AIDS Goose | Simon King | D Major | 10B | 67 | |
| 13 | The Baconator | Simon King | F♯ Minor | 11A | 87 |